The Claude skill that auto-strips AI tells from every draft, without touching your actual voice
Free install, about 15 minutes start to finish. This skill Auto-fires every time you ask Claude to write, draft, edit, or polish anything.
THE SLOP THAT SHIPS ANYWAY
You can spot-edit Claude output forever and still miss some of it.
An em dash hides mid-sentence and you don't catch it until the post is already live. The word "leverage" sneaks past you on the third pass because you read past it the first two times. Then there's the rule-of-three rhythm reading as confident insight until you realize you've heard it in every AI-flavored caption this week. And the helpful-assistant "let me break this down for you" wrapped around a draft you've now spent 40 minutes on.
You're a careful editor with your voice dialed in, and you still ship copy with three AI tells in it because spot-editing relies on catching every instance every single time. That's a capacity tax you didn't sign up for.
Sooo…what is it exactly?
A Claude skill, meaning a set of persistent instructions Claude loads automatically based on what you're doing.
Stoppy Sloppy fires the second you ask Claude to write, draft, edit, or polish anything. It runs in the background and catches:
Em dashes (anywhere, any context, gone)
False contrast constructions ("it's not X, it's Y" and all its disguises)
Rule-of-three patterns and triadic parallelism
AI-coded vocabulary (the full banned list, "leverage," "robust," "transformative," "unlock," "seamless," plus about 50 more)
Sycophancy openers ("great question," "absolutely," "I'd be happy to help")
Helpful-robot tone ("let me break this down for you," "here's the thing")
Choppy rhythm (the staccato pattern AI defaults to when it's trying to sound confident)
If something slips through anyway, you can call it out explicitly with "Use Stoppy Sloppy on this." Day to day, you don't have to think about it.
I’m so glad you asked! 🤠
WHAT YOU GET
The skill file itself (a single .md file, you paste it into Claude once)
4-step install instructions, about 15 minutes start to finish
An optional personalize prompt that asks you 3 questions and outputs a version tuned to your specific brand voice and industry (5 more minutes if you want it)
Troubleshooting reference for the edge cases where slop sneaks through
how it works
Claude skills are persistent instructions that fire on description triggers. You install once. From that point on, any time you ask Claude to write, draft, edit, polish, or generate copy in any project or chat, Stoppy Sloppy loads automatically and runs the slop check before output ever hits your screen.
It runs in the background after install, with no per-chat setup and no prompt to invoke it. The skill IS the system.
If you want to tune it to your specific brand (skip "boss babe" if you genuinely use it, add industry terms you hate), the personalize prompt walks you through it and outputs a custom version you install in place of the default.
WHO IT'S FOR
You're already using Claude for writing, editing, or polishing copy in any volume
You can spot AI-flavored text in the wild and you hate seeing it in your own output
You want a structural fix that runs automatically, not another swipe file of "AI words to avoid" you'll forget about by Thursday
WHO IT'S not FOR
You don't use Claude (Stoppy Sloppy is Claude-specific and won't work in ChatGPT, Gemini, or anywhere else)
You're looking for a brand voice skill (this one only strips AI tells, so you'd want a brand voice skill paired with it to add your voice on top)
A one-time prompt fix is what you're after (the skill itself IS the fix, you install it once and it runs forever)
PSSST…
Stoppy Sloppy removes AI slop.
Voice building is a separate job, so if your voice is already dialed in, you'll hear the difference the moment you ship the first draft. For people still figuring out what their voice actually is, this clears the AI noise enough that you can hear yourself underneath it.
The full system for using AI without burning out (capacity-aware projects, brain docs, your own custom skills library, the whole architecture) is the Ethical AI for Exhausted Entrepreneurs sprint.